Miroku's Paradise

Ya gunna hafta hold off on the Notes to Self cuz my other friend Alexis has v. 2.3 so ya. Any ways for those of you who read the (both views) Notes to self....USE YOUR BRAINS!!!!This is from both mine AND my frined Robyn's perspective so obviously you can guess which ones may be by whom. Trust me...stupidity PISSES me off beyond all reason! K I'm done my little rant now.
Oh ya...just thought I would let you all know (not that many of you will care) but I got accepted for Staff in Sea Cadets. For those of you who are stupid and sayin "Hey...what's staff???" it means that I go work at a Summer Training Center for 6 weeks makin $66 per day at the lowest rank. Yeah so now you all know I am also a Petty Officer 1st Class in the Royal Canadian Sea Cadets!N e who will post 2.3 ASAP

Notes to Self v. 2.2 (both views)

-The baby's name is Banjand, no matter what Andrew says (that's what you think -_-) HEY! Unless You wanna have this thing then the nam is BANJAND
-Anime boys are pretty
-Fluffy is my GOD! I also have several idols including Joanna and Kouga
-"You don't understand, I CAN'T" is highly funny, trust me on this one
-It should be manditory for all hot guys to wear leather pants and trenchcoats (either blue white or purple)
-I'm married to Fluffy and he is SO whipped (insert whip noise here)
-Don't let Bakura's yami answer the phone late at night
-Keep Marik away form all digital recording devices (i.e. digital cameras, tape recorders etc.)
-Tell Bakura to wear pants to bed
-You know you're blonde when you do a double-take on a stack of white envelopes to make sure they are colour coordinated
-Blondes have more fun!!
-Leather is SEXY (especially on Cyber Six and Kaiba)
-You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they give in
-My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems
-Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
-I'm a drunk not an ALCOHOLIC!! Get it right...alcoholics go to meeteings
-I swear to DRUNK I'm not GOD
-It's finger lickin' good
-Keep all chickens and their asses away from Samantha Bourell
-Mowing the lawn/vaccuming the carpet is fun! (PERVERT!)

Notes to Self v.2.1 (My view)

-Kill everyone you don't like, you'll feel better
-Get ther Furby army to kill Rob McKim and Rob Pettus
-Get Joanna to help with the above
-Gag Mrs. Cahill (our Chem teacher) or atleast put some expression in her voice!
-Send disturbing Yaoi stories to everyone on the net
-Obtain new pirate ship and lots o' RUM!!!!
-Get a bigger weapon
-Ask Jo for above
-Train self to become a master of all black and white magics
-Create a replica of the Farplane and laugh at all the people I've killed
-There IS more to life than rainbows and ponies...the bubble LIED!
-Destroy the bubble in rage because it lied
-Moon bubbles are fun!
-Children with pink hair and red eyes should be burned...unless it's family (that you like)
-Sesshomaru and Usagi(Serena for you ppl who dont watch the Japanese Sailor Moon) are brother and sister, it's an evil conspiracy
-Never give Orlando his pirate pants back, Robyn's orders
-Inu Yasha is a filthy half-breed and Kikyo is his evil undead lesbien whore (I can't see why Kagome is jealous)
-My nickname is officially Miroku cuz I am a complete and utter pervert!
-Robyn is Sango so she can go around and whack people over the head with a giant boomerang
-Obtain the true power for my Ring (LOTR ring)
-Ask Joanna for above
-Get white mages to protect self from Nazgul
-Get Robyn to swipe Orlando's Elven Bow for me
-Skillfuly aquire Kaiba's trenchcoat
-Make sure Robyn and my children are double first cousins.
-...and even if those two corpses could fuck, they'd probably produce the ANTI-CHRIST!
-Get Maester Seymour's hair-do
-Take up demon hunting as a profession
-Get Robyn really big hair, a skimpy yellow bikin top and matching thong, and a mini-mini skirt
-Learn the Kamehameha wave
-Learn Goku's instant transmission technique
-Become a Taoist and achieve immortality
-Speed up Mr. Whelan's aging process by any means necessary (he's our Math teacher...rotten old bastard)
-Mr. Novak is smiling on the inside (Law teacher...another rotten old bastard who can't get any)-_-<^>
-Get new Wild Monkey Jungle Socks, the other ones are a little holey if you catch my drift
-We are all blondes at one point or another, some of us just A LOT more than others
-Robyn is bent on keeping me, Joe, Amber,and Lindsay from having any more orgies (atleast without her)
-When you're hung like a horse you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks
-Remind Robyn of joke for above
-The Wind Tunnel is NOT a curse, it's a blessing
-Get a big flame kitty
-Don't leave Sephiroth and Cloud alone in the same room, especially not in the shower
-Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff
-(8) Shut up, and sleep with me come on why don't you sleep with me, shut up (8)
-I've learned I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy it
-Al Bhed ec y vuh myhkiyka do maynh
-Mever say or comment on ANYTHING in front of me, I spend WAY too much time turning it into something dirrty ^_~
-I want Alucard's gun!(Jo said I could ^_^)
Wierd people hear voices...mine tell me to burn things
-You cannot under any circumstances take over the world, Joanna beat us to it
-Devise plot to gain control with Jo (overthrow her later)
-Tell Jo that Robyn wants her chains and shackles for her basement (Uh-oh O.o)
-Bounce bounce bounce...WHACK! (black eyes)
-Vampirish angels kick ass!
-When all else fails, look cute...if that doesn't work JUMP THEM! ^_~
-Ninja's and Samurai are cool, I want a Ninja get up
-You know you have too much time on your hands when you can creat a Notes to Self list like this
-Bother, bother, bother ,bother...
-I am Duncan, King of Scotland
-It's NAKED TIME!
-Alas! A cornucopia of love
-Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

Notes to Self v.2.0 (Robyn's view)


-Vincent is Sephiroths father, we all know it
-Put pink bows in Sephiroth's hair, make sure Andrew doesn't rip 'em out
-Dye Andrew's hair PINK while he is sleeping, note his reaction
-Get video camera for taping above
-Get bodyguards to protect self after above
-Duckie jamies are SEXY AS HELL!
-Give Andrew duckie jamies (Keep bodyguards handy)
-Bad boys are highly sexy! (Seffikins)
-Bad guys get cooler hair and bigger weapons (in a non-perverted sense)
-Jo-e is an evil undead creature of darkness, do not shine light directly in her face
-Andrew and I could never get and more perverted, it is just not humanly possible...or is it?
-NEVER, under any circumstances mention; soap, pickles, swords, popsicles, or monkeys around Andrew
-Stock up in RUM, pirate ships supply is running low
-If you can't find a screwdriver, a nail-file makes a suitable substitute
-According to Jo, vampires are better lovers because they can _uck better (fill in the blank)
-Someday when the Furby army takes over the world, we're all going to live in bubbles on the moon
-Flucular is a very funny word, ditto for dipole
-Fluffy (aka Sesshomaru) has a nice butt (trust me, I know ^_~)
-Kill the following:
Kate Bosworth
Sailor Mercury/Ami
Inu-Yasha
Everyone named Rob (under the age of 20)
Ash (steal Pikachu and Chikorita)
Hitomi (for being STUPID BEYOND ALL REASON!)
Goten (just cuz he's such a womanizer)
-Get Paine from Final Fantasy X-2 to kill the above
-Sell annoying younger siblings
-Turn Yuna into a bad ass
-Hitomi is the biggest DUMBASS EVER to exist on the face of the planet
-Obtain a Gundam (step on Relena)
-Teach self that baby-sitting is NOT sitting on the child
-Tell Alexis to keep hands off Andrew, he's MINE!

Hey guys finally got a Blog! YAY! k now its time to get posting all my notes to self! (Grins evily)